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"I've wasted the whole of my life playing this game. It's claimed my knees and it occupies every spare synapse in my brain. I'm not even sure I like it anymore..."
The Nightwatchmen: an amateur London cricket team, making up for in enthusiasm what they lack in ability.
As they gather on a sunny Sunday to face Bernard and his ethnically diverse and highly talented squad, Will, Thiz, Clive and their team-mates spend the day smoking, drinking tea and discussing love, politics and the correct interpretation of the LBW law...
Richard Bean's comedy toured with Headlong Theatre throughout May 2008.