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"It's not safe, the world is not a safe place.
Have some more chicken"
A pensioner has his council house redecorated by two self-employed chancers. But there are worse crimes than benefit fraud.
A richly comic study of politics and wall-papering, premiered at the National Theatre in August 2002.
'This is disconcerting, constantly entertaining drama, full of good jokes, edgy dialogue and dramatic surprises.' The Daily Telegraph