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Milk quotas, crop circles, a son who speaks to aliens and a daughter who wants to transform his farm into an organic nightmare of hippy proportions are more than farmer Ben Handley can bear. His mum is sleeping in a JCB bucket and his wife, Mags, is desperately trying to hold family and farm together. But disease is at the doorstep and something has to give...